Dutch Treats

From our man in Amsterdam, Rob, who supplements this site's titular* premise:

List of items that were not flowers but were received after private shows in the Netherlands:

• enormous wooden mallets
  
• penis-shaped pasta
  
• gin
  
• Tommy Hilfiger cologne (thrown on stage from Tommy Hilfiger audience)
  
• milk
  
• wine
  
• Bose® In-Ear Headphones
  
• mobile phones
  
• box containing bun with one slice of cheese, a milk container, an old apple and a Mars bar.
  
• raincoats
  

* Sitular?